As many of you might know, I’m bald. I may look and act like I don’t mind, but the truth is, I’m tired of it and it’s time for a change. My employees don’t respect me. My own kids point and laugh. ETF Trends readers, here’s your chance to have a say in helping me shape my new image and finally start getting the respect I deserve.

Once upon a time, there was a stigma surrounding men who wore rugs. But today, they’re so realistic-looking. Almost no one can tell! While I usually invest in exchange traded funds (ETFs), I think it’s now time to make a new investment…in a toupee.

These are four of my favorites. Which one do you think would look best on me?

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The opinions and forecasts expressed herein are solely those of Tom Lydon, and may not actually come to pass. Information on this site should not be used or construed as an offer to sell, a solicitation of an offer to buy, or a recommendation for any product.

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