Help Tom Lydon Pick Out New Hair

April 1st at 12:21pm by Tom Lydon

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Tom LydonAs many of you might know, I’m bald. I may look and act like I don’t mind, but the truth is, I’m tired of it and it’s time for a change. My employees don’t respect me. My own kids point and laugh. ETF Trends readers, here’s your chance to have a say in helping me shape my new image and finally start getting the respect I deserve.

Once upon a time, there was a stigma surrounding men who wore rugs. But today, they’re so realistic-looking. Almost no one can tell! While I usually invest in exchange traded funds (ETFs), I think it’s now time to make a new investment…in a toupee.

These are four of my favorites. Which one do you think would look best on me?

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